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|There was a box player named Whipple
Who gets hurt when he has too much tipple.
He plays with such might
With his straps on too tight
It proves men are not meant to have nipples.
|I wonder if this is a joke -
I can't play kelzmer, Cajun, or folk!
All the tunes from my box
Sound like Johann S. Bach's -
I think that the darn thing's baroque!
|When setting Shakespearian song
Concertina will not steer you wrong.
Though purists grow sick
I'll sing "If music
be the food of love"... then squeeze on!